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Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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