Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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