Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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