Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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