So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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