WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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