found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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