You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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