I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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