That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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