I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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