me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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