You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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