Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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