But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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