I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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