my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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