New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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