just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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