Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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