I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Shame is for Republicans.
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