yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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