I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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