Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
