we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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