I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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