He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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