are you still at the devil's house?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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