i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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