Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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