I puked a lego.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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