Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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