i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
