Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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