i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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