you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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