this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
