Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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