what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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