I'm really into asian looking animals
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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