what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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