Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
