Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You don't make any sense
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