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I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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