The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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