You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
bring money and cleavage
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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