the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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