She's JV to your varsity
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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