i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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