at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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