Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

How was it?

(847): View more from Illinois

Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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(812): View more from Indiana

So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.

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(323): View more from California

Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.

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(404): View more from Georgia

This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"

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(949): View more from California

it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink

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