Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  You surviving the open bar?

  (1-512): View more from Texas

  Super asto ex polenta omaha botad

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): You surviving the open bar? (1-512): Super asto ex polenta omaha botad http://tfl.nu/tyvd
  Replies (15) Good night (1881) Bad night (637)
• Favorite

  (408): View more from California

  ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (408): ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me http://tfl.nu/23c1
  Replies (18) Good night (1409) Bad night (6302)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks" http://tfl.nu/ax74
  Replies (21) Good night (751) Bad night (4179)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing. http://tfl.nu/5987
  Replies (20) Good night (6782) Bad night (1301)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed" http://tfl.nu/kcte
  Replies (7) Good night (2305) Bad night (612)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot http://tfl.nu/2af5
  Replies (3) Good night (1763) Bad night (608)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears. http://tfl.nu/nh7v
  Replies (15) Good night (3822) Bad night (667)
• Favorite

  (44): View more from United Kingdom

  All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (44): All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet http://tfl.nu/lx51
  Replies (3) Good night (809) Bad night (1595)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!! http://tfl.nu/fdif
  Replies (11) Good night (1314) Bad night (532)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous" http://tfl.nu/zxh1
  Replies (7) Good night (622) Bad night (385)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god http://tfl.nu/pepn
  Replies (7) Good night (881) Bad night (487)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party http://tfl.nu/v00e
  Replies (1) Good night (402) Bad night (1056)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.

  (469): View more from Texas

  I have the flu.

  (214): View more from Texas

  I don't give a shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now. (469): I have the flu. (214): I don't give a shit http://tfl.nu/yb1n
  Replies (12) Good night (1340) Bad night (422)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde? http://tfl.nu/3wcs
  Replies (5) Good night (438) Bad night (350)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs http://tfl.nu/1k80
  Replies (7) Good night (504) Bad night (295)

Randomize