she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she peed on how many people?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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