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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.

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  On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.

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• (619): View more from California

  So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this

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• (858): View more from California

  Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth

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