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• (406): View more from Montana

  So, how was the dinner

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  Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged

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