Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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